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isPermaLink="false">http://www.scotworkman.com/?p=3719</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE NEWEST FAMILY DOCTOR. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MAY HAVE VOTED FOR OBAMA&#8230; HOW&#8217;S THAT HOPE AND CHANGE WORKING OUT FOR YOU? Quit paying your insurance premiums. Free health care is here. The doctor will see you now&#8230; Related Websites 5 Things to Do to Build Wealth in Your 20s Building wealth seems like [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.scotworkman.com/your-health-insurance-is-here.php/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?</title><link>http://www.scotworkman.com/is-hell-exothermic-or-endothermic.php</link> <comments>http://www.scotworkman.com/is-hell-exothermic-or-endothermic.php#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:37:46 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Scot Workman</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scot workman]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scotworkman]]></category><guid
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.scotworkman.com/?p=3073</guid> <description><![CDATA[Psalm 2009: All together now&#8230; Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party&#8217;s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.scotworkman.com/psalm-2009.php/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Cash for Clunkers Scam&#8230;!!!</title><link>http://www.scotworkman.com/cash-for-clunkers-scam.php</link> <comments>http://www.scotworkman.com/cash-for-clunkers-scam.php#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 04:17:19 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Scot Workman</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cash for clunkers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[obama]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scot workman]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.scotworkman.com/?p=3024</guid> <description><![CDATA[Ignore all the gas crap and just look at how the stupid car buyer got taken to the cleaners: If you traded in a clunker worth $3500, you get $4500 off for an apparent &#8220;savings&#8221; of $1000. However, you have to pay taxes on the $4500 come April 15th (something that no auto dealer will [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.scotworkman.com/cash-for-clunkers-scam.php/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>YOU&#8217;VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER&#8217;S OUTLOOK &amp; COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE</title><link>http://www.scotworkman.com/youve-got-to-love-this-ranchers-outlook-common-sense-approach-to-life.php</link> <comments>http://www.scotworkman.com/youve-got-to-love-this-ranchers-outlook-common-sense-approach-to-life.php#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 04:26:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Scot Workman</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category> <category><![CDATA[obama]]></category> <category><![CDATA[post turtle]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scot workman]]></category><guid
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